: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
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