Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
My pussy is not your playground.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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