do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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