I can text with my tongue
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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