so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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