you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
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I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
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almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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