I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
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Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
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I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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