i was born a porn star she said
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
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We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
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My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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