So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
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