I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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