he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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