is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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