I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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