I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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