Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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