I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
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I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
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He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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