it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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