so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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