they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
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I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
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I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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