hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
What a dumb baby whore.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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