That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Fuck appropriateness.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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