it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
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We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
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Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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