he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
She announced her abortion via fbk
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
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Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
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I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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