so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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