I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
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just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
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Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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