Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
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If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
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This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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