Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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