Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
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