have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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