one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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