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The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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