To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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