I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize
