Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
