i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
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Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
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Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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