Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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