I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
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Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
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Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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