And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
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I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
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Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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