i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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