hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
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I need you to use more vowels.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
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