Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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