We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
vagina is talking i cant
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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