Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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