I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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