I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
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I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
You made out with two different species that night
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
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all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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