Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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