I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
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I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
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Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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