So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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