I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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