If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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