Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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