Will you blow on my dice?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
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there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
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I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
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