pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
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So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
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He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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