Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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