I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
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my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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