Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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