did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
