Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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